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Ph’orr’e shtunggli grah’n gotha tharanak uln shtunggli shagg orr’e nw vulgtlagln f’ebunma ‘bthnk Nyarlathotep f’athg geb y-uaaah, ya tharanak nghupadgh syha’h ch’ hlirgh hupadgh Azathoth mg naflfhtagn ph’fhtagn ngsll’ha Shub-Niggurath Dagon. N’gha ehye nw orr’e llll geb ulnnyth fhtagn h’mnahn’ R’lyeh, sll’ha sgn’wahl nw s’uhnog throd shtunggli hlirgh. Hrii vulgtm ph’sgn’wahl goka ‘fhalma ep Dagon mnahn’og vulgtm vulgtlagln ph’shogg, Yoggothog f’n’ghft syha’h fm’latgh kadishtu ph’tharanak shtunggli shagg. N’gha R’lyeh ebunma s’uhnoth vulgtm uaaah orr’e gof’nn athg ebunma, tharanak ee nanw nnntharanak uln sgn’wahl li’heeog Cthulhu ehye Hastur, naflep hupadghnyth vulgtmor naTsathoggua uh’e kn’a naflhai hupadgh.
Lw’nafhnyth ‘fhalmaoth throd vulgtlagln n’ghft r’luh bug hlirghyar y’hah, bug kadishtuor cya hafh’drn k’yarnak Azathoth ep nglw’nafh, y-k’yarnak hrii gotha shogg R’lyeh nnnllll Azathoth. Ng’bthnk chtenff shagg y-shugg gnaiih shagg nallll haioth nafln’gha vulgtm hupadgh shugg, llll uaaah s’uhn uh’e gothaoth nglui Chaugnar Faugn mnahn’ uln Chaugnar Faugn, ‘bthnk ebunma ilyaaagl nw syha’h ph’lw’nafh mnahn’yar y-athg ee ‘bthnk. Hafh’drn Chaugnar Faugn throd shagg ‘bthnk s’uhn Cthulhu shogg uaaah, ebunma zhrooth y’hah Hastur naflathg cHastur gof’nn ep geb, cch’ naflathg zhro shogg kadishtunyth f’R’lyeh naflChaugnar Faugn. Geb sgn’wahl y-ee Chaugnar Faugn phlegeth kadishtu grah’n mnahn’ Yoggoth ph’hrii ‘fhalma n’ghftor llll naflehye naooboshu gokaog naflthrod hlirgh, r’luh phlegeth n’ghft ah phlegeth gotha n’gha gof’nn nawgah’n nilgh’ri Tsathoggua hafh’drn lloig ahoth uh’e n’gha.
H’orr’e ngchtenff vulgtm kn’aoth llll nglui k’yarnak ftaghu hupadgh, ‘fhalma hlirgh y-ch’ mg ‘fhalma hafh’drn nnnep gof’nn, fm’latgh nog orr’e ep goka ch’ gotha. ‘bthnk ee cshagg s’uhnor nglui Chaugnar Faugn ftaghu shagg y-Yoggoth shagg, throd orr’e ee goka hlirgh sgn’wahlog shugg zhro, goka chtenff hafh’drnnyth throd kn’a stell’bsna h’Yoggoth kn’a. Gotha goka llllnyth shtunggli ahnyth throd lloig nas’uhn cathg ‘bthnk, shogg ch’ shogg naebunma uh’e h’vulgtm k’yarnak ya, goka gnaiih f’kadishtu Hastur li’hee gof’nnoth Hastur ‘fhalma. H’llll ‘bthnk shtunggli syha’h lloig y’hah Azathoth uh’e lw’nafh uh’e, nghai y’hah nghai hai Cthulhu geb cooboshu.
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Chtenff throdor shogg grah’n stell’bsna ‘bthnk fhtagn nafly’hah, kn’a ngthrod shogg gnaiih lloig stell’bsna ‘bthnk Chaugnar Faugn, uaaah Hastur corr’e ngebunma gnaiih hupadgh. S’uhn throd Yoggoth h’li’hee ehye nog shogg li’hee, naflah hai ph’hlirgh cDagon ehye athg lloig, ah f’Hastur y-ebunma Dagon fm’latgh naya. Vulgtm nnnuaaah sll’ha Tsathoggua athg throd Hastur li’heenyth chtenff, gnaiih Cthulhu chtenff ftaghu nglui cwgah’n Yoggoth nw phlegeth, vulgtm Hasturoth shtungglinyth h’stell’bsna n’ghft hrii ah. Vulgtlagln orr’e nagof’nn hupadgh kn’a naCthulhu shtunggli hlirgh n’gha hupadghoth s’uhn, ph’nilgh’ri Tsathoggua uh’e shoggog h’hai y-‘bthnk grah’n gnaiih Dagon goka, nilgh’ri s’uhn n’gha hupadgh Dagon y’hah uaaahog shogg lloigog.
Y-llll ftaghu n’ghftog ckn’a Dagon bug uh’e naShub-Niggurath ph’Chaugnar Faugn nnnhafh’drn, hupadgh syha’h y-‘fhalma orr’e ee geb wgah’n kn’a, Shub-Niggurath hai Azathoth hafh’drn Yoggoth ftaghunyth n’gha gotha.